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Man gets his ass stuck to toilet seat, then sues

According to this article, Home Depot left a man in the bathroom who got glued to the toilet seat. He's upset that they didn't help him sooner, but let's analyze this - the employees probably:

A) Thought he was some nutcase
B) Figured he was joking
C) Were too busy laughing their asses off
D) All of the above

My vote is D - final answer.